Hey Kids! You can now download the entire first episode HERE:
http://www.deadanimalassemblyplant.com/wp-content/uploads/UELastMan.mp4
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
A Shiver Show Bonanza!
Howdy, y'all!
Boy oh boy - this has been one WILD month fer yer ol' Uncle Eerie and his creepy cohorts! So much has happened in the past 30 days, it's hard to know where to begin...!
But let's start with May 15th - a day that will truly live in INFAMY (for local PDXers, anyways)!
First off, we had a special live appearance by yours GHOULY, along with Dr. Z, Cousin Beau, Rose City Rudo, School Spirit, and The Monster Cheer Squad, as we entertained all of the Molly Ringworms and John Puss-sacks in attendance for the 3rd Annual "Pretty In Pieces" Portland Zombie Prom!!!
We drank, We danced, we told jokes, we waved giant metal phallic devices at hapless onlookers (don't ask), and all in all it was a glorious, Gore-ious good time for all involved! We're already looking forward to next year...!
Here's some photos...!
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And - in a bizarre example of synchronicity - Sunday morning at midnight, the first episode of "UNCLE EERIE'S(MIDNIGHT) SHIVER SHOW" premiered on TVCTV Channel 21!!! The episode, "The Last Man On Earth" hit America (weeell, Washington County, OR), and response (from the 5 people watching Public Access television at midnight on a Sunday) was overwhelmingly positive. Three days later, The Shiver Show made it's Portland Metro debut on Comcast 11 and Verizon 22.
While the whole episode is not yet up online, you can catch clips from the show here: http://www.youtube.com/user/uncleeerie
AND - as a special surprise, this past week we premiered a special promo video for http://www.horrorhostgraveyard.com, which also signaled the first appearance by Uncle Eerie's friendly neighbor, Hook-Hand Hank! You can check out the clip here, too: http://www.youtube.com/user/uncleeerie
PLUS! Some exciting news about Shiver Show that are in the works:
*New Theme Song!!!
*Limited Edition Poster!!! (by artist Stacey Fullwiler)
*A Special Uncle Eerie Doll!!! (by Shannon Thompson Lucas)
*New Appearance in the soon-to-be-released Psychocharger video!!!
May is now officially, May Monster Madness"!
Boy oh boy - this has been one WILD month fer yer ol' Uncle Eerie and his creepy cohorts! So much has happened in the past 30 days, it's hard to know where to begin...!
But let's start with May 15th - a day that will truly live in INFAMY (for local PDXers, anyways)!
First off, we had a special live appearance by yours GHOULY, along with Dr. Z, Cousin Beau, Rose City Rudo, School Spirit, and The Monster Cheer Squad, as we entertained all of the Molly Ringworms and John Puss-sacks in attendance for the 3rd Annual "Pretty In Pieces" Portland Zombie Prom!!!
We drank, We danced, we told jokes, we waved giant metal phallic devices at hapless onlookers (don't ask), and all in all it was a glorious, Gore-ious good time for all involved! We're already looking forward to next year...!
Here's some photos...!
*********************************************************************
And - in a bizarre example of synchronicity - Sunday morning at midnight, the first episode of "UNCLE EERIE'S(MIDNIGHT) SHIVER SHOW" premiered on TVCTV Channel 21!!! The episode, "The Last Man On Earth" hit America (weeell, Washington County, OR), and response (from the 5 people watching Public Access television at midnight on a Sunday) was overwhelmingly positive. Three days later, The Shiver Show made it's Portland Metro debut on Comcast 11 and Verizon 22.
While the whole episode is not yet up online, you can catch clips from the show here: http://www.youtube.com/user/uncleeerie
AND - as a special surprise, this past week we premiered a special promo video for http://www.horrorhostgraveyard.com, which also signaled the first appearance by Uncle Eerie's friendly neighbor, Hook-Hand Hank! You can check out the clip here, too: http://www.youtube.com/user/uncleeerie
PLUS! Some exciting news about Shiver Show that are in the works:
*New Theme Song!!!
*Limited Edition Poster!!! (by artist Stacey Fullwiler)
*A Special Uncle Eerie Doll!!! (by Shannon Thompson Lucas)
*New Appearance in the soon-to-be-released Psychocharger video!!!
May is now officially, May Monster Madness"!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Tune In, Turn On, DROP DEAD! The Shiver Show PREMIERES!
Howdy, folks! It's yer ol' Uncle Eerie, here.
Hey - guess what time it is?
It's time to lock up yer liquor cabinet, hide your teenage daughters, and bury yer dead! 'Cuz Something Wicked This Way Comes!
...Coming to yer television, that is!!!
That right, fright fiends - the time has come! This Saturday, UNCLE EERIE'S (MIDNIGHT) SHIVER SHOW premieres on TVCTV Channel 21! And a mere four days later, It premieres in the Portland area on both Comcast Channel 11 AND Verizon Channel 22!
For the first time in a very long time, the Portland area will be blessed with their own TV Horror Host!
Hmm? What the hell IS a Horror Host, you ask...? Well, shame on you for not knowing! But if you must know, a Horror Host is longstanding part of Television history, informally starring in 1954 with the premiere of Vampira on "The Vampira Show", and rising in popularity throughout the 60's and 70's with such legendary personalities as Zacherley and Ghoulardi. In recent years there has been a real resurgence of local hosts, with almost every state hosting a slew of hosts on local television. These are young men, women, and otherwise, who combine a wry sense of humor with an UNDYING love of the Schlocky, Bizzare world of B-grade Cinema. They televise from their castles, dungeons, or laboratories, usually with a hunchbacked assistant or sexy Gal Friday, and offer up endless puns and innuendos in between showing some of the worst movies ever made!
Now, Portland has had their share of horror hosts in the past, most notably the original host Tarantula Ghoul (read more about her HERE). And even recent hosts such as Baron Von Goolo and Swinging Scary Larry have done their "Ghoul Thang" locally. But Uncle Eerie promises to be the first Host in over two decades to bring you regular late-night programming, every month!
So, what can you expect to see on Uncle Eerie's Shiver Show?
Well, how about:
*MONSTERS! We've got swamp creatures, mutant apes, werewolves, zombies, and more!
*COMEDY! Bad Puns! Slapstick! Double Entendre! SPLATstick! Topical Humor! Worse Puns! We've got it all!
*DRAMA! Heartbroken gorillas! Boxing mummies! Robot Existentialism!
*Sex! See Uncle Eerie, Portland Most Eligible Butcher!
*MOVIES! Films slated to air soon: "Last Man On Earth", "Curse of Bigfoot", "The Manster", "Robot Vs. Aztec Mummy", and "I Drink Your Blood"!
So if you're the kind of creep that stays up late, looking for something to wile away the empty hours of your lonely existence - then look no further! Uncle Eerie is here to make the pain go away!
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HORROR HOST!
"Uncle Eerie's (Midnight) Shiver Show" airs on TVCTV Channel 21 this Saturday at 11:59pm (for the greater Washington Country area), and then for all you Portlanders - Premieres Wednesday May 19th 2:30 AM Comcast Chanenel 11, Verizon Channel 22. Check yer Local Listings!
Hey - guess what time it is?
It's time to lock up yer liquor cabinet, hide your teenage daughters, and bury yer dead! 'Cuz Something Wicked This Way Comes!
...Coming to yer television, that is!!!
That right, fright fiends - the time has come! This Saturday, UNCLE EERIE'S (MIDNIGHT) SHIVER SHOW premieres on TVCTV Channel 21! And a mere four days later, It premieres in the Portland area on both Comcast Channel 11 AND Verizon Channel 22!
For the first time in a very long time, the Portland area will be blessed with their own TV Horror Host!
Hmm? What the hell IS a Horror Host, you ask...? Well, shame on you for not knowing! But if you must know, a Horror Host is longstanding part of Television history, informally starring in 1954 with the premiere of Vampira on "The Vampira Show", and rising in popularity throughout the 60's and 70's with such legendary personalities as Zacherley and Ghoulardi. In recent years there has been a real resurgence of local hosts, with almost every state hosting a slew of hosts on local television. These are young men, women, and otherwise, who combine a wry sense of humor with an UNDYING love of the Schlocky, Bizzare world of B-grade Cinema. They televise from their castles, dungeons, or laboratories, usually with a hunchbacked assistant or sexy Gal Friday, and offer up endless puns and innuendos in between showing some of the worst movies ever made!
Now, Portland has had their share of horror hosts in the past, most notably the original host Tarantula Ghoul (read more about her HERE). And even recent hosts such as Baron Von Goolo and Swinging Scary Larry have done their "Ghoul Thang" locally. But Uncle Eerie promises to be the first Host in over two decades to bring you regular late-night programming, every month!
So, what can you expect to see on Uncle Eerie's Shiver Show?
Well, how about:
*MONSTERS! We've got swamp creatures, mutant apes, werewolves, zombies, and more!
*COMEDY! Bad Puns! Slapstick! Double Entendre! SPLATstick! Topical Humor! Worse Puns! We've got it all!
*DRAMA! Heartbroken gorillas! Boxing mummies! Robot Existentialism!
*Sex! See Uncle Eerie, Portland Most Eligible Butcher!
*MOVIES! Films slated to air soon: "Last Man On Earth", "Curse of Bigfoot", "The Manster", "Robot Vs. Aztec Mummy", and "I Drink Your Blood"!
So if you're the kind of creep that stays up late, looking for something to wile away the empty hours of your lonely existence - then look no further! Uncle Eerie is here to make the pain go away!
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HORROR HOST!
"Uncle Eerie's (Midnight) Shiver Show" airs on TVCTV Channel 21 this Saturday at 11:59pm (for the greater Washington Country area), and then for all you Portlanders - Premieres Wednesday May 19th 2:30 AM Comcast Chanenel 11, Verizon Channel 22. Check yer Local Listings!
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
TOXIC ZOMBIE HORROR SHOW 04/17!
Hey Groovy Ghoulies!
So, this past Slaughterday, yer ol' Uncle Eerie and his Creepy Cohorts his the stage of the Hawthorne Theater for a special "teaser" performance of the SHIVER SHOW for the Toxic Zombie CD Release party!
Now - as usual, things were a mite bit...hectic, backstage. Finding body parts, signing death waivers, reanimating corpses...it's enough to drive a madman madder!
But, finally the curtains were raised, the lights went up, and...
...CUE BRILLIANCE!
Seriously. We were great.
First up, we had my resident guitar-wailin' accompanist, Swampy Carl, a-strummin' and a-pickin' along. Then after an intro by my troublesome cousin Beau, I came out to an adorin' audience, who whooped and hollered like proper bunch o' maniacs should.
Then our first entertainer, the seductive Miss Devouria hit the stage to mesmerize the audience with her hypnotic bellydancin' ways. The crowd could barely contain their excitement - or their lunch!
By the time she was done the crowd was ready for a proper brainwashin by everyone's favorite Monster professor, Video Phantasmo!
BUUUUUT - before he could make his entrance, a minor issue with ol' Cousin Mongo forced me to momentarily take leave of the stage. And my dear, mischievous Grampa Mortis commandeered the stage. Oh, that sneaky Grampa! He took the opportunity to try his hand as a troubadour! With Swampy Carl on guitar, Grampa crooned his brand of not-so-easy listenin' to the crowd of bewildered youths. His budding musical career came to an abrupt end however, when his pelvic gyrations resulted in a fractured hip. Poor Mortis had to be carried off by Mongo before we could continue the show.
After all the hysteria, it was finally time for a special appearance, and a special treat for the audience - professor Phantasmo Video and his Trivia Of Terror!
Our esteemed Dean Of Screams brought a few goodies with him to offer the crowd. After pullin' a few willing victims from the crowd, Sr. Video proceeded to drill the hapless youths with a series of grueling zombie-related questions. that even the most diehard hard-for-the-dead would have trouble answering.
Finally, all the questions were answer, all the goodies were given out, and Phanstamso left the stage, to return to Parts Unknown from whence he came. The crowd wiped the sweat from brows and thanked the God of their choosing for the mental respite.
Speaking of over-stimulation - it was time for our final performer, and what better way to end the night than with a dose of raw HEXUALITY...??? And who better to deliver than the every dead man's dream - Miss Itty Bitty Bang Bang! She shook, she shimmied, she self-mutilated! The crowd stood, both enthralled and repulsed! By the time she was done, entrails flew, tears flowed, and hearts broke.
And then - that was it!
But trust yer dear Uncle Eerie, folks; if you missed the show, then you missed out, suckas!
All in all, it was a HORROR-bly good time had by all. I just hope Hawthorne Theater knows a decent home remedies for removing blood stains...!
And oh yeah! A few Special Thanks to:
*Shashonna Knecht (who made us all so purty, and took care of all our problems!)
*Toxic Zombie (Fer invitin' us along fer the wild ride!)
*Viktor Maddok (fer being the bestest sound-guy, ever!)
*The Unchained Girls (fer bein' so nice!)
*Dan The Impaler (Fer being a proper Horroregon!)
*The Dark Lord Moloch (our infernal allegiance to you, master!)
So, this past Slaughterday, yer ol' Uncle Eerie and his Creepy Cohorts his the stage of the Hawthorne Theater for a special "teaser" performance of the SHIVER SHOW for the Toxic Zombie CD Release party!
Now - as usual, things were a mite bit...hectic, backstage. Finding body parts, signing death waivers, reanimating corpses...it's enough to drive a madman madder!
But, finally the curtains were raised, the lights went up, and...
...CUE BRILLIANCE!
Seriously. We were great.
First up, we had my resident guitar-wailin' accompanist, Swampy Carl, a-strummin' and a-pickin' along. Then after an intro by my troublesome cousin Beau, I came out to an adorin' audience, who whooped and hollered like proper bunch o' maniacs should.
Then our first entertainer, the seductive Miss Devouria hit the stage to mesmerize the audience with her hypnotic bellydancin' ways. The crowd could barely contain their excitement - or their lunch!
By the time she was done the crowd was ready for a proper brainwashin by everyone's favorite Monster professor, Video Phantasmo!
BUUUUUT - before he could make his entrance, a minor issue with ol' Cousin Mongo forced me to momentarily take leave of the stage. And my dear, mischievous Grampa Mortis commandeered the stage. Oh, that sneaky Grampa! He took the opportunity to try his hand as a troubadour! With Swampy Carl on guitar, Grampa crooned his brand of not-so-easy listenin' to the crowd of bewildered youths. His budding musical career came to an abrupt end however, when his pelvic gyrations resulted in a fractured hip. Poor Mortis had to be carried off by Mongo before we could continue the show.
After all the hysteria, it was finally time for a special appearance, and a special treat for the audience - professor Phantasmo Video and his Trivia Of Terror!
Our esteemed Dean Of Screams brought a few goodies with him to offer the crowd. After pullin' a few willing victims from the crowd, Sr. Video proceeded to drill the hapless youths with a series of grueling zombie-related questions. that even the most diehard hard-for-the-dead would have trouble answering.
Finally, all the questions were answer, all the goodies were given out, and Phanstamso left the stage, to return to Parts Unknown from whence he came. The crowd wiped the sweat from brows and thanked the God of their choosing for the mental respite.
Speaking of over-stimulation - it was time for our final performer, and what better way to end the night than with a dose of raw HEXUALITY...??? And who better to deliver than the every dead man's dream - Miss Itty Bitty Bang Bang! She shook, she shimmied, she self-mutilated! The crowd stood, both enthralled and repulsed! By the time she was done, entrails flew, tears flowed, and hearts broke.
And then - that was it!
But trust yer dear Uncle Eerie, folks; if you missed the show, then you missed out, suckas!
All in all, it was a HORROR-bly good time had by all. I just hope Hawthorne Theater knows a decent home remedies for removing blood stains...!
And oh yeah! A few Special Thanks to:
*Shashonna Knecht (who made us all so purty, and took care of all our problems!)
*Toxic Zombie (Fer invitin' us along fer the wild ride!)
*Viktor Maddok (fer being the bestest sound-guy, ever!)
*The Unchained Girls (fer bein' so nice!)
*Dan The Impaler (Fer being a proper Horroregon!)
*The Dark Lord Moloch (our infernal allegiance to you, master!)
Saturday, April 3, 2010
More nEWs!
More things on the on' Shiver Show plate:
*Appearin' alongside my fellow Horror Hosts in the soon-to-be-premierin' music vid-ee-oh for "Blood Shock Kill Rock" by horror-rock maestros Psychocharger! (Where IS the video, fellers, I can't wait no more...!!!). It's bound to be straight HORROR-ble!
Aaaaaand...
*A new series of Uncle Eerie comic book shorts are in the works! Finally, I will be immora-lized in print!
It's fun to be me, kiddies, yessiree!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Hey - here's My Commercial!
Forgot it post my Commerical! Where is my brain...? Oh, there it is, fell between the couch cushions!
Anyways - enjoy, fright fiends!
Anyways - enjoy, fright fiends!
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